“l really thought aunty inviting discord to the gala that one time was the worst she could do, remember that one?”
“mmhmm”
“but inviting anon of all ponies? can he even be considered a pony? judging by luna’s face’s it clearly was a bet between them”
“he is indeed here to embarrass somepony…”
“oh right, it’s a couples’ gala after all, l doubt aunty was willing to bend the rules as far as inviting him solo”
“mmhmm…”
“say! you’re not one of the hostesses, are you? are you here with someone? oh celestia, have you found someone?!”
“more like, celestia has found me someone…”
“doing my job, she! well, the worst she could do she already did to the poor gal who secured anon’s presence in here, right?”
“cadance can you please stop rubbing it in?”
“…WELLLL fk me sideways into that big mouth of mine…”