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Time Traveller from the future reports: "Never before has there been such a disonnance between critical reviews and profitability. The critics pointed out that there is only the barest sliver of plot, and that is mostly guesswork, and tiny gasps and hums are the closest thing to dialogue. It is just the main character, galloping across landscapes, or through portals for the more extreme changes of biome, and pausing occasionally pull a potion out of hammerspace and drink it or ride some creature she happened across.
"The theatrical release sold out for three months, and spawned many articles regarding how to arrange pillows in a movie theater seat so that those who preferred to fall asleep during the performance could avoid waking up with back issues. This massive success makes it all the more remarkable that Blu-ray sales exceeded the box office profits in less than a year."
Time Traveller from the future reports: "Never before has there been such a disonnance between critical reviews and profitability. The critics pointed out that there is only the barest sliver of plot, and that is mostly guesswork, and tiny gasps and hums are the closest thing to dialogue. It is just the main character, galloping across landscapes, or through portals for the more extreme changes of biome, and pausing occasionally pull a potion out of hammerspace and drink it or ride some creature she happened across.
"The theatrical release sold out for three months, and spawned many articles regarding how to arrange pillows in a movie theater seat so that those who preferred to fall asleep during the performance could avoid waking up with back issues. This massive success makes it all the more remarkable that Blu-ray sales exceeded the box office profits in less than a year."