Opaline: Ahhhh… life is beautiful! Right!? That was one hell of a night.
Celestia: Round two?
Opaline: Not now, we need a bit of rest. And to buy more pineapples. I used them all up.
Luna: Mhmhmm hmmmh mmhmm
(transl.: could someone get this out of my mouth? Untie me and pull that pineapple out?)
Celestia: Where’s that pineapple? I don’t see any.
Luna: MMMHHMHMHMHHHM MHMH HMMMHH MHMHMH!!!
(TRANSL.: IN MY FUCKING ASS, FOR FUCK’S SAKE. YOU COULD’VE AT LEAST PEELED IT. CALL REDHEART, IT’S NOT COMING OUT ON ITS OWN!)
Opaline: But you liked it when it went in… Besides, did you already forget how to teleport stuff?
Luna: Mhmmhm hmhmhmmh hmm. Mhmmmhmm
(transl.: I’m tired)
Opaline: Give it a moment. Next round in a week. Get your asses ready!
Celestia: Next week, Luna’s in charge.
Luna: Mhmm mhmmm hmmm mhm
(transl.: You can’t even imagine how completely fucked your asses are)
Celestia: Yeah yeah, empty promises…
Opaline: Don’t threaten us, or you’ll shit your— oh wait… never mind. You can’t. I plugged you with a pineapple.
Luna: MHMMHMM MMHHMH HMHMHM!
(transl.: I’ll sit on your face! You’ll thresh oats with your own ass! You’ll kiss my sister ass!)
Opaline: Mrrr… I can’t wait… See you in a week.
Luna: Mhmhmhmhmm… (transl.: Bring more pineapples)