Gallus, you dry off like a grumpy towel with trust issues. Amphibidate plan, stairs museum on Mount Aris, splash to Seaquestria for bubble karaoke, then kelp fries. I brought a staircase map. Don’t judge, admire. That itinerary has more steps than your favorite stairs, feather brain. I’m in condition, no tight caves, open water, big halls. I packed goggles, sarcasm, and snacks. If a whale wants an autograph, you sign for both of us. You treat fun like it’s homework with extra footnotes. First stop, Queen Novo’s Grand Staircase. 52 glorious steps. Then we zip underwater. I reserved a bubble booth. Bring your supportive face. Wonderbolt Dream. Montage optional but encouraged. First non-Pegasus Wonderbolt? Bold. I’ll be the first griffon to pass out stylishly at altitude. We’ll train lifts on land, floats underwater. I’ll count reps. You count squeals. Then we carbo-load on coral-shaped crackers. Big talk from a griffin whose abs are in witness protection. I brought my new AquaCam filters. Epic More Epic and Skystar Sparkle. Pose by the banister while I sketch. Art credit, model barely tolerated stares. If your camera adds one more sparkle, I’ll legally become a disco ball. Fine pose acquired. After karaoke, we swing by DJ-Pon 3’s Tide Rave. You can squeal scream. I’ll pretend I meant to dance like that. You have two expressions smirk and I sat on a sea urchin. Gift time. A pocket waterproof fold-out staircase. Portable steps. Also, I booked roomy tunnels zero squeeze max echo for your comfort. Friendship accommodates and accessorizes. Stairs are just ladders that went to college, but the gift’s actually great. Thanks for the big spaces my feathers unclenched already. I’ll repay you by training Edith the Cockatrice to guard your step collection. Free anti-theft petrification. Bold offer from a guy who snacks like a raccoon with a library card. Deal! Also tiny update. I signed us up for Wonderbolt FanFit Stairrobics Edition 5 Flights Power Poses and a Dramatic Wind Machine. Perfect, because I registered us for couples napping advanced. We already aced practice during Rarity’s fabric lecture. Also swapped your staircase map with a slide blueprint. Final exam, whoosh. If friendship is magic, friction is optional.