“Documented footage of the first appearance of the Equus Gigantus Monolithicus that has become very well-known to us by now. I am of course speaking of Pinkie Pie. She had come to our dimension looking for her friends Applejack, Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy. And was super excited when she first saw our world. The audio was mangled due to her size, surrounding city noises, and more than a bit of panic from the population down by her hooves. So we had to mute it, but according to witnesses to her arrival, she was already thinking about throwing a party. This was three years ago, and her love of celebration is now known to be legendary.”
Forgot I had this lying around on my computer. >.>;;;