Rule 1: Never stand between Jubilant and her first morning coffee.
Rule 2: Before Jubilant had her first morning coffee, don’t talk to her.
Rule 3: The only allowed way to interact with Jubilant after she has gotten up is by offering her a coffee and, after she has accepted it, slowly stepping away backwards.
Rule 2: Before Jubilant had her first morning coffee, don’t talk to her.
Rule 3: The only allowed way to interact with Jubilant after she has gotten up is by offering her a coffee and, after she has accepted it, slowly stepping away backwards.
Damn straight.